hahaharuka:

if you are flirting with me please put [I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU] at the end of every sentence because i am dumb and i don’t understand when people are nice and when people are flirting thank u this has been a psa

yowza i haven’t been on this account in a while

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy

gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW

gaydayparade:

I’M YELLING GUYS I FOUND IT

my liver tells me noooooo

but my body tells me yesssssss

i probably should stop

bitches ain’t shit and they ain’t say nuthin

why did fred have to die? im crying

my makeup looks so good today and i cant even

wow drunkblogging let’s see how thisn goes

i’ve grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country tomorrow and not give a shit about leaving anyone except for like 3 people

herrrrppppaaaderpp

just-laff:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

wait thats actually so cool to think about

lameborghini:

i apologize for every joke i have ever tried to make